Palmela Handerson

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019

CONCLUSION

Palmela did hump Kid Rock. How do you know I couldn’t of scored with her? But, alas, i am waiting for that Portuguese bird. If i cheat on her with a rival my dreams of marriage would of been CRUSHED.