Palmela Handerson
1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.
2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.
Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019
CONCLUSION
Palmela did hump Kid Rock. How do you know I couldn’t of scored with her? But, alas, i am waiting for that Portuguese bird. If i cheat on her with a rival my dreams of marriage would of been CRUSHED.
Pamela Anderson is revealing some insights into her relationship with Julian Assange — though she remains coy about whether or not her relationship with the WikiLeaks founder is romantic.
“Julian is trying to free the world by educating it. It is a romantic struggle — I love him for this,” the Coco de Mer international brand ambassador, 49, tells PEOPLE. “I understand that our ‘affair’ and the curiosity surrounding that might bring some attention to his situation. That’s fine, but I’d rather not go into private details. Let’s just say everyone deserves love.”
While Anderson describes her relationship with Assange, 45, as “challenging,” she continues to spend time with him because she enjoys the deep conversations they have together.
In my own way, i am KING
Hail to the King Palmela!
Yes, your dream of having a wife would have been: CRUSHED!!!
NO CRUSHING Borat!
You can break up with her, but, NO CRUSHING!!!
THIS:
is what many men want to do to me. I won’t last a minute on the mean streets of east van even with safety in numbers.
If you want freedom from the hollywood muppet show,
the first thing u need is safety in numbers, and a Croatian giant to protect you.
I do web security now, but that is also useful if Ms. Anderson wants a secure official website.
This guy is a bit taller than me. He was dubbed the hero of cologne.
44-year-old kickboxer from Croatia Ivan Jurcevic, who works in one of Cologne hotels has saved six women from mad drunken arabs in the New Year’s Eve.
“That evening two girls about a 20 years old ran to me and asked to save them from a group of drunk men, who have pursued them. Immediately after that four young Arabs came to me and said to stay out, because it were “their women.”
The girls were modestly dressed: jeans and coats, nothing provocative. They were very frightened. I told them to stand behind me.
The loudest man from the gang of arabs walked to me with a bottle in his hand, but I knocked him with one hit. Then I hit another attacker in the face, he immediately collapsed. One of the Arabs ran a finger across his throat to show me that that they will return and kill me.
Arabs raged in the square all the night. One woman came to me and ask to conduct her through the square to the car, where the husband waited for her. Also, I hid several girls in the hotel. What else could I do? That was a doomsday on the square.” – Said Ivan
Ivan Yurchevich is the world champion in kickboxing, he working in a five star hotel on the square near the railroad station of Cologne, where most of the attacks took place in that night.
He added: “Four months ago we welcomed these people with open arms. Now their reputation destroyed. That night they throwing flares towards the cathedral, attacking passers-by being completely drunk.”
When the story appeared in the German press, Ivan was dubbed a hero of Cologne.
A poem from Borat:
Borat = Croat
IN world war 2
they hunt the jew
Croatia in World War 2 was a Muppet show.
You were educated in Cambridge, u know that Borat.
I am tired of the pornographic press calling me “Handjelina”
I had a husband too cowardly to wear a blue beret.
My nation invented the beret and he wouldn’t wear it.
BP is a mean drunk. A story the Mossad press refuses to publish.
He saved Israel from Zombies after all.