Author: Johnny Goodboy

Creator of the Battlefield Earth learning machine.
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Team Rosie VS Team Trump

Dialogue: Team Kabbalah vs. Team Trump

Setting: A sun-baked Florida ballpark. The left-field wall is painted with red string and crystals. The right-field wall has a giant “INFOWARS” banner and a cooler full of Monster Energy.

Team Kabbalah dugout: Madonna (in a black baseball jersey with a red string tied around the sleeve), Rosie O’Donnell (third-base coach, arms crossed), and Shania Twain (cheerfully stretching in the on-deck circle).

Team Trump dugout: Kid Rock (already shirtless under his jersey), Mark Dice (holding a clipboard of “evidence”), Paul Joseph Watson (adjusting his camera), and Alex Jones (pacing and muttering about the scoreboard).

Alex Jones: (bellowing through a megaphone) They’re putting fluoridated baseballs in the game! The Kabbalah team is trying to turn the umpires into hermaphrodites with their red-string mind control!

Madonna: (calmly adjusting her red string) Alex, the only thing being controlled here is your blood pressure. Just throw the ball, honey.

Kid Rock: (spitting sunflower seeds) Aw hell, Madonna. You still doin’ that Jewish astrology crap? My team’s pure American baseball. No crystals, no chanting, just beer and wins.

Rosie: (cupping her hands) Your team’s pure something, Kid. Mostly pure delusion. My lineup actually knows how to hit a curveball. Yours just yells “false flag” every time they strike out.

Shania Twain: (smiling, bat on her shoulder) All right now, y’all… let’s keep it classy. I’m just here to have a good time and maybe hit a double. Anybody got a spare hair tie that isn’t red?

Paul Joseph Watson: (filming the opposing dugout) Notice how Team Kabbalah all have matching red strings? That’s not fashion. That’s a coordinated psy-op. Classic globalist signaling.

Mark Dice: (nodding, writing on his clipboard) Confirmed. I’ve already documented three instances of mystical hand gestures from Madonna during warm-ups. This game is compromised.

Umpire: (exhausted) Play ball!

First inning.

Kid Rock steps up to the plate, bat flipped over his shoulder like a guitar.

Kid Rock: This one’s for the real America!

He swings wildly and fouls one straight back into the dugout, nearly taking out Alex Jones’s megaphone.

Alex Jones: They put titanium in the bats! Interdimensional baseball sabotage!

Rosie: (laughing) No, Alex. That’s just called “missing the ball.” Happens when you spend more time yelling than practicing.

Madonna comes to the plate next for Team Kabbalah. She points to the heavens, touches her red string, then smashes a clean single up the middle.

Madonna: Manifestation, baby. The universe wanted that hit.

Paul Joseph Watson: (to his camera) Did you see that? She pointed upward. That’s a clear invocation of higher-dimensional entities. This is no longer a baseball game. This is spiritual warfare.

Shania Twain: (clapping from the on-deck circle) That was a nice little base hit, Madge! Keep it going!

Middle innings.

Team Kabbalah is up 3–1. Alex Jones is now arguing with the third-base umpire about “chemtrail interference” with fly balls.

Mark Dice: (approaching the umpire with his clipboard) Sir, I have photographic evidence that the opposing third-base coach has been using hand signals consistent with Kabbalistic numerology. I demand a full investigation.

Rosie: (from the coach’s box) Mark, the only number that matters is the one on the scoreboard. And right now it says you’re losing.

Kid Rock: (from the dugout) Rosie, you and Madonna can keep your magic bracelets. We’re bringin’ the heat next inning. Pure rock-and-roll baseball!

Shania Twain: (stepping in and ripping a double down the line) Well, that was fun. Anybody else feel like the stadium just got a little more… alive?

Alex Jones: (pointing at Shania) She’s channeling something! I can feel the vibrational shift! They’re trying to open a portal behind second base!

Final inning.

Team Kabbalah leads 6–2. Madonna is on third. Rosie is coaching. Shania is at the plate.

Paul Joseph Watson: If they score again I’m calling it. This entire game has been a controlled demolition of traditional values.

Kid Rock: Just throw a strike, man! Stop talkin’ about portals and throw the damn ball!

Shania lines a clean single to right. Madonna scores easily. Rosie high-fives her as she crosses the plate.

Rosie: That’s how you do it. No conspiracy required. Just contact and hustle.

Madonna: (dusting herself off) The red string never lies.

Alex Jones: (to anyone who will listen) They won because the game was rigged from the first pitch! The balls were infused with adrenochrome! I have the documents!

Mark Dice: I’m already uploading the footage. The public will decide.

Paul Joseph Watson: Historic loss for free speech baseball.

Kid Rock: (shrugging, cracking open a beer) Hell with it. At least we didn’t wear those little red bracelets.

Shania Twain: (walking past their dugout with a smile) Great game, boys. Next time maybe leave the megaphones and the clipboards at home and just… play.

Madonna: (waving the red string) Or don’t. The universe will still keep score.

Rosie: (grinning as the teams shake hands) Same time next year? We’ll bring the actual baseball. You bring the conspiracy theories. Deal?

Alex Jones: (already packing up the megaphone) There won’t be a next year if we don’t stop the Kabbalah baseball agenda!

Fade out on Kid Rock starting an impromptu acoustic version of “Cowboy” in the parking lot while Mark Dice and Paul Joseph Watson argue over who lost the footage of the “portal,” and Team Kabbalah quietly celebrates with Gatorade and zero additional red string.

Folks, what a game. What a tremendous game. We won. Of course we won. I always win. And look at this — look at all these Big Macs. Beautiful Big Macs. The best. McDonald’s, they love me. They send me the best ones.

And I want to be very clear. These Big Macs? They’re all mine. Mine, mine, mine. Every single one. Don’t even think about it. I saw some people looking over here with hungry eyes. No. These are Trump Big Macs. The best Big Macs. Stacked high. Beautiful. Nobody has Big Macs like these.

And to the Somalians and the Haitians in the audience — and I see you, I see you out there — get a job. Get a job. Stop looking at my Big Macs. These are not for you. Go out, work hard, make something of yourselves. America is about winning, about working. Not sitting around staring at my burgers.

Mine. All mine. The Big Macs are mine. The game is mine. Everything is mine. Thank you. Thank you very much. We’re going to keep winning. Bigly.

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Operating Thetan – Kabbalah Level 10

Title: Revelation 10: The Wheel of Fortune Barter Economy

Genre: Faith-based dystopian drama with supernatural and prophetic overtones
Themes: Revelation, work, barter economy, prophecy, justice, redemption

Logline:
In a near-future world broken by financial collapse and digital tyranny, a community led by a mysterious man inspired by Revelation 10 revives the ancient practice of bartering hours for labor, using the “Wheel of Fortune” as a symbol of divine order and justice—challenging the beast system of digital currency with the power of human dignity, trust, and time.

STORY TREATMENT:

The world is broken.
The financial systems have collapsed under the weight of corruption, war, and algorithmic greed. Digital currency, once hailed as the liberator of the masses, has enslaved them under a surveillance grid where every purchase is tracked, and every act of kindness taxed.

But deep in the rural outskirts of a forgotten land, a bell rings. A carpenter hammers. A plumber tightens a pipe. A baker lights the oven.

And in the middle of this growing light stands Joseph, a man with a scroll in his hand.

He says he received it in a dream—Revelation 10—where a mighty angel came down wrapped in a cloud, his face like the sun, and a rainbow on his head. One foot on the sea and one on the land. The angel swore there would be “time no longer,” but the mystery of God would be finished.

Joseph understood it not to mean the end of time, but the end of wage slavery, the end of debt usury, the end of the beast-marked economy. The angel showed him a Wheel of Fortune, turning clockwise with names, hours, and crafts inscribed upon it.

“You shall build with trust.
You shall eat with dignity.
You shall measure time not with clocks, but with hearts.”

ACT I: THE CALL

In a shattered town called Goshen’s Edge, Joseph gathers a group of broken men and women—plumbers, welders, farmers, builders, teachers—people discarded by the system.

They create a Hour Bank—not digital, not blockchain, not fiat—just trust and ink.

Each laborer agrees to work one hour for one hour of another’s time.
No money, except for material costs which are paid in cash pooled communally. The Wheel of Fortune is drawn by hand on parchment, spinning to randomly assign who works on whose project next—be it a roof, a fence, a song, or a prayer.

ACT II: THE WAR OF SYSTEMS

The town thrives. Homes are repaired. Crops are planted. Children are taught by elders. Each soul becomes known not for what they own, but for what they give.

But the Beast system does not rest.
A government agent named Asher Vane arrives, under the guise of public health and safety. He offers universal digital credits to integrate Goshen’s Edge into the New System. He calls Joseph’s community “illegal commerce.”

Joseph refuses, quoting Revelation 10:

“Take the little book and eat it… and thou must prophesy again before many peoples, and nations, and tongues, and kings.”

Asher demands compliance—or destruction.

ACT III: THE STORM

Rain falls.
Asher returns with enforcers to dismantle the Wheel and arrest the builders. But when they arrive, every man, woman, and child in Goshen’s Edge is working—hammering, cooking, nursing, teaching—giving hours for hours. Not one idle. Not one greedy.

They stand together, surrounded by a glowing Wheel painted in firelight on the town square.

Joseph steps forward, eating the scroll in the vision—a symbolic act.

The wind rises.

Lightning strikes the digital drones.

The enforcers flee.

And in the silence, a baby cries—and the old mechanic says, “That’s worth three hours of rocking. Who’s next?”

EPILOGUE:

Joseph writes the laws of the Wheel on stone tablets:

  • One hour equals one hour.
  • Pay cash for materials. Never for hands.
  • The Wheel spins fair. No man chooses his favor.
  • All who work eat.
  • All who teach are taught.
  • God is not unjust, to forget your labor of love.

Over the years, towns begin to follow.
The digital empire weakens.
People remember how to live.

And the last words of the angel in Revelation echo:

“The mystery of God shall be finished.”

And the wheel keeps turning.

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Ray of Light – Newton AI

[Scene: A dusty futuristic library in the ruins of an ancient city—Johnny Goodboy Tyler, survivor of Battlefield Earth, is teaching Madonna Ciccone, time traveler and pop priestess, how to play Sid Meier’s Civilization II on a battered old laptop powered by a solar rig.]

Johnny Goodboy Tyler:
See this here, Madonna? That’s Newton’s College. You can build it once you get the Theory of Gravity in Civ II. It’s a Wonder, one of the best.

Madonna Ciccone (raising an eyebrow):
Does it give me an army of apple-throwing physicists?

Johnny (grinning):
Not quite. Once built, Newton’s College doubles science output in the city where it’s constructed. Doesn’t matter what the trade routes or tax settings are. It’s raw power—your research will skyrocket.

Madonna:
So it’s like a brain amplifier?

Johnny:
Exactly. Build it in your most developed science city—stack libraries, universities, research labs, and Newton’s College turns that place into the nerve center of your civilization. You’ll leap ahead in tech while everyone else is stuck building musketeers.

Madonna (smiling):
Kind of like what I did in the ’90s—only with Kabbalah and club beats.

Johnny (pausing, then serious):
You know, Madonna, if you ever came to Croatia—
I wouldn’t put you on those psychiatric drugs the Americans push.

Madonna (intrigued):
No?

Johnny:
No way. I’d give you orthomolecular medicine. Vitamins, minerals, amino acids—the way Dr. Abram Hoffer healed schizophrenics with niacin. The way Linus Pauling said megadoses of vitamin C could change the world. You don’t treat soul wounds with chemical straightjackets.

Madonna:
So… no SSRIs? No lithium?

Johnny:
Only if you want to dull the spark. You still got light in you. I’d rather see your biochemistry balanced—naturally. If Newton had access to orthomolecular therapy, maybe he wouldn’t have gone so nuts toward the end.

Madonna (whispering):
Or maybe he would’ve started a new renaissance.

Johnny (nodding):
Maybe that’s what we’re doing right now.

[They return to the glowing screen. Newton’s College is completed. A trumpet fanfare plays. The march of knowledge continues.]

Madonna