Oh Father – Snake Oil Mix

Romans 12:19 Do not avenge yourselves, beloved, but leave room for God’s wrath. For it is written: “Vengeance is Mine; I will repay, says the Lord.”

David Rockefeller’s Sixth Heart Transplant Successful at Age 99?

Billionaire David Rockefeller did not receive multiple heart transplants, including one performed just before he reached the century mark.

On 28 April 2015, the World News Daily Report web site published an reporting that billionaire David Rockefeller had just undergone his sixth heart transplant at the advanced age of 99:

Billionaire philanthropist David Rockefeller has successfully undergone his sixth heart transplant in 38 years at the venerable age of 99 years old.

The heart transplant surgery, which lasted 6 hours and was done by a team of private surgeons at his principal residence, on the family estate in Pocantico Hills, New York, doesn’t seem to have tired the legendary business man known for his dynamism and cunningness.

The article also included a purported quote from David Rockefeller about how to live a long and healthy life:

“Every time I get a new heart, it is like the breath of life is swept across my body. I feel reenergized and alive.”

However, this “news” was not reported by any other credible media outlet because it was a spoof about the alleged “heartlessness” and entitlement of the wealthy from the fake news site World News Daily Report, whose disclaimer page states that the site’s articles are not meant to be taken as truthful:

World News Daily Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within worldnewsdailyreport.com are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction.

What do you think of this post?
  • Awesome (0)
  • Interesting (0)
  • Useful (0)
  • Boring (0)
  • Sucks (0)

Met Ball Cat Fight 2023

I WILL TELL U KING ARTHUR”S PROPHECY

NEXT YEAR AT THE MET GALA: 2023

Black Madonna and Ariana Rockefeller get into an ultimate cat fight over the last of the Planet’s Caviar. Madonna knocks her out with a jar of grey poupon, and leaves her face horribley scarred, Madonna doesn’t fight fair. M fights dirty. That’s how she wins.

that is my prophecy of how the Aryan sisterhood falls from grace

What do you think of this post?
  • Awesome (0)
  • Interesting (0)
  • Useful (0)
  • Boring (0)
  • Sucks (0)