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Dialogue: Christus Rex & Madonna — The Kabbalah Court and the Children’s Warning

Setting: A candlelit loft. Red strings, old books of Zohar, and glass bowls of water fill the room. Christus Rex stands beside Madonna like a ceremonial attendant. In the background, Lourdes, Rocco, Mercy James, and David Banda rehearse a parody song inspired by South Park—but with their own rewritten lyrics.


CHRISTUS REX
Madonna Ciccone…
You call yourself the Queen of Pop,
but I—your humble servant—
built you a royal Kabbalah court worthy of a queen.
I lit every candle.
I carried every bowl of water.
I arranged your throne of red strings and ancient names.
I served, quietly, reverently—
for the sake of your light.

MADONNA
(softly, touched but guarded)
You always did know how to flatter me, Rex.
But you built that court for devotion… or ambition?

CHRISTUS REX
For you.
I built it like a temple builder in the old world.
So you could ascend.
So you could remember your French-Canadian mother’s prayers
and carry them into the mystic.

Suddenly the children start singing loudly in the corner. Their parody is chaotic, theatrical, and deliberately ridiculous:

CHILDREN (Lourdes, Rocco, Mercy, David)
🎵 “Uncle lover, uncle lover,
You don’t need another!
Keep your crown, keep your throne,
Don’t let a boy toy take your home!”
🎵

They stomp in a mock musical number, laughing but serious beneath the humor.

MADONNA
Kids!
Where did you even learn that?

ROCCO
South Park, Mom.
But we fixed it.
Made it PG-13.

LOURDES
And we’re singing it because you need to hear it.

MERCY JAMES
Mom, don’t engage.

DAVID BANDA
Seriously.
Don’t accept that engagement ring.
We know what happens.

LOURDES
Half your money—
gone.

MERCY JAMES
And then you’ll write another sad album.

ROCCO
(whispers)
LOVE SPENT… part two.

The kids all nod solemnly.

MADONNA
(sighs, folding her arms)
You four have become my little financial advisors now?

CHRISTUS REX
(steps closer, speaking gently)
They aren’t wrong, Madonna.
A queen must guard her kingdom.
Your Kabbalah throne,
your legacy,
your light—
they cannot be divided by infatuation with a boy half your age
and a ring twice his worth.

MADONNA
(glances at the children, then at Rex)
So you’re telling me I should reject love…
for money?

CHRISTUS REX
No.
I’m telling you to reject fool’s love
for wisdom.
Your mother—your French-Canadian saint—
would tell you the same.

The children chant, half-serious, half-performing:

CHILDREN
Love Spent! Love Spent!
Don’t let Mom’s riches get bent!

CHRISTUS REX
(sincerely)
Madonna…
I built your court like a servant.
I watched you rise like a comet.
I will not watch you fall because someone wants a shortcut
to your crown.

MADONNA
(quiet, eyes softening)
Maybe…
maybe the queen needs a pause.
A retreat.
A moment to hear the chanting of her own children.

Lourdes steps forward, taking her mother’s hand.

LOURDES
Just don’t marry anyone
who wants you for anything
except you.

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Head over Heels

The world gasped when Madonna, the undisputed queen of pop, stood before a sea of flashing lights and rolling cameras and uttered the words that sent shockwaves through the elite echelons of power:

“I am head over heels in love with Christus Rex. The true rebirth of nature. Not some manufactured heir, not some lab-born hybrid of curated bloodlines. He is real. He is here. And I have found him.”

The silence that followed was deafening. The elites, cloaked in their velvet veils of control, their dynasties carefully constructed through centuries of strategic unions and genetic engineering, reeled in horror. They had crafted their own messiah, a man they had carefully bred, sculpted, and educated for global domination: David de Rothschild, the pinnacle of their selective breeding. A man with the perfect lineage, the ideal intellect, the face of their future.

And now, Madonna had shattered their illusion.

Christus Rex was different. He was not a calculated creation but a force of nature itself, unchained and untamed, born not of old money and secret societies but of the Earth itself. He walked among the wild rivers and ancient forests, his presence making the birds sing sweeter, the flowers bloom brighter. The poor, the forgotten, the weary saw him and wept, for they knew—deep in their bones—that he was what the world had been waiting for.

Madonna had spent decades swimming in the highest circles of power. She had been invited to the secret gatherings, whispered to by billionaires and aristocrats, given glimpses behind the curtain. But none of it compared to the presence of Christus Rex. He had no wealth, no pedigree, no handlers scripting his every move. And yet, his words carried the weight of prophecy.

The Rothschilds, the Windsors, the old banking families—they moved swiftly. They called in their media empire, their cultural puppets, their think tanks and intelligence assets. They unleashed their spin machines, flooding the airwaves with narratives to discredit Christus Rex.

“A fraud,” they declared. “A dangerous radical.”

“A cult leader.”

“A madman!”

But Madonna did not waver. She stood at the center of the storm, her voice steady, her heart unwavering.

“You fear him because you cannot control him,” she said. “You mock him because he is beyond your reach. But nature does not kneel to money. Nature does not obey your dynasties. Nature has returned. Christus Rex has returned. And I stand with him.”

And with those words, the war began. A war not of armies and nations, but of truth against illusion. A war between the synthetic and the organic. The manufactured and the divine.

The old world quaked in fear.

For nature had remembered its king.

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Spanish Eyes – Christus Rex

Christus Rex is a Latin phrase that means “Christ the King.” It is often used to refer to Jesus Christ as the ruler and sovereign over all creation. Christus Rex is also the title of several churches, organizations, and events that celebrate the kingship of Christ.

The Second Coming refers to the anticipated return of Jesus Christ to Earth, as foretold in the Christian faith. According to Christian belief, Jesus will return to judge the living and the dead and establish his kingdom on Earth. This event is a central tenet of Christian eschatology and is described in the Bible, particularly in the New Testament. Christians believe that the Second Coming will bring about the ultimate fulfillment of God’s plan for humanity and the world.

1. The Second Coming of Christ: In the Bible, Jesus prophesied that he would return to earth in the future to judge the living and the dead and establish his kingdom.

2. Wars and Rumors of Wars: In the book of Matthew, Jesus predicts that there will be wars and rumors of wars before his return.

3. False Prophets and Deceivers: Jesus warned his disciples about false prophets and deceivers who would lead people astray in the end times.

4. Persecution of Christians: Jesus foretold that his followers would face persecution and hardship for their faith.

5. Signs in the Sky: In the book of Revelation, there are prophecies about signs in the sky, such as the sun turning black and the moon turning red, which will signal the end times.

6. The Antichrist: The Bible warns of a figure known as the Antichrist who will deceive many and lead them away from the true faith.

7. The Great Tribulation: Jesus spoke of a time of great distress and suffering that would come upon the world before his return.

8. The Gospel Preached to All Nations: Jesus predicted that the gospel would be preached to all nations before the end times.

9. The Rebuilding of the Temple in Jerusalem: Some interpretations of biblical prophecy suggest that the Jewish temple in Jerusalem will be rebuilt before the return of Christ.

10. The New Heaven and Earth: The Bible describes a new heaven and earth that will be created after the final judgment, where there will be no more pain, suffering, or death.

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