Burning Up Santa Monica

Mel Gibson’s Firestorm Epiphany

The acrid smell of smoke lingered in the air as Mel Gibson stood on his balcony, overlooking the scorched hills of Los Angeles. The fires had raged for weeks, consuming everything in their path—homes, dreams, and lives. Mel sipped his whiskey, the glass trembling slightly in his hand. The fire hadn’t reached his estate yet, but the sense of impending doom was palpable.

He turned to his friend, a retired firefighter named Ron, who had come to check on him. “Ron,” Mel began, his voice heavy, “who do you think benefits from all this destruction? It’s not just nature’s wrath—it feels orchestrated.”

Ron shrugged. “Insurance companies, contractors, maybe even some developers. But orchestrated? That’s a stretch.”

Mel scoffed. “Is it? Look at Trump and his billionaire buddies. Real estate moguls love a clean slate. Burn down the old, build up the new. High-density high-rises with penthouses for the oligarchs. You think they’ll be living in the ashes like the rest of us?”

Ron didn’t reply, and Mel continued, his thoughts spiraling. “They’ll be sipping martinis in their fireproof towers, laughing at us. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here in a house built on sand instead of rock. Maybe it’s time to move—to Canada, near JCJ. At least he’s grounded.”

Ron raised an eyebrow. “Canada? You’d trade LA for snow and moose?”

Mel chuckled. “Why not? I don’t want to live in a neighborhood full of Madonna and her liberal entourage. I want peace. JCJ’s up there doing good, building community. Meanwhile, down here, it’s just greed and flames.”

Ron leaned against the railing, watching the distant glow of the fires. “You really think Trump’s behind this?”

Mel nodded. “If not him, then someone like him. The fires clear the way for their vision of the future. High-rises, smart cities, controlled living. The oligarchs don’t see homes—they see profit margins. And Trump, the ultimate dealmaker, would love to rebuild LA in his image.”

Ron sighed. “You’ve got a vivid imagination, Mel.”

“Imagination?” Mel’s eyes burned with conviction. “This city’s on fire, Ron. And I’m not just talking about the flames. It’s greed, corruption, and the pursuit of power. If I stay here, I’ll burn with it. Canada’s looking better every day.”

Ron placed a reassuring hand on Mel’s shoulder. “Wherever you go, just make sure it’s not running away. Make it a stand for something better.”

Mel nodded, staring into the horizon. “You’re right. If I move, it won’t be out of fear—it’ll be for a fresh start. But one thing’s for sure: I’m done playing their game. Whether it’s Trump, Madonna, or any of them, I won’t be a pawn in their empire of sand.”

As the fires crackled in the distance, Mel felt a strange sense of clarity. He might not have all the answers, but he knew one thing—he wouldn’t let the flames consume his soul.

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