Category: Tom Cruise

When I was a 22 year old kid in the attic with my only possessions waiting for that big break at expo 86 with Top Gun the only thing I could think about was ditching it all and starting a bar of my own.

Jozo was gonna be the DJ if only we could sell my mom’s music making keyboard for that Soundwave transformer with the cassette player. If only there was a pawn shop in the neighborhood like there is now. My keyboard was valuable and I wanted that tape player. Jozo kept trying to explain to me that they weren’t real cassettes and just toys. I couldn’t explain to little Joe that I just needed to get pumped up to end the inevitable Cruise sade into the middle east. I knew I should of backed out of Top Gun and been a bartender. I could only fake being a bartender for the movie cuz I couldn’t read. But now that I’m learning to read through color therapy I can make those drinks I couldn’t read on the chart. Joe knows I was tuff and represented CP at the Herbie Hancock break off. I let Joe rumble while I entertain the next generation. I taught generation Z what Les Grossman is. I taught them about Jude Law at the movies Boskowitz. Appreciate BF for life. NWO 4 Life Jozo you shiny happy Jew. Love, don’t hate Jozo.

This drink is for Madonna. It’s called the 9 lives drink and it’s colored like original holy water.

Ingredients
3/4 oz Spiced Rum (Cruzan)
3/4 oz White Rum (Cruzan Aged Light Rum)
1-1/2 oz Pineapple Juice.
1 oz Orange Juice.
2 dashes Angostura Bitters.
1 wedge Pineapple.
Garnish: Pineapple.
Glass: Any Glass.

CONCLUSION

Madonna’s song holy water cancels the apocalypse now that Ke$ha taught us the truth about ur incredible theory on MTV. If you can’t afford those expensive vitamins drink from ye own cisterns. It’s in the Catholic bible I have heard.

Cocktails and Dreams!
BF