Nelly Furtado is Paranoid About Depopulation

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Here is an excerpt from Nelly Furtado’s sister’s book:

I will not become part of the New World [Order] they are planning, they will inevitably bring the world population down, but they won’t get me. I am wolf not a sheep with my eyes wide shut…

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  1. @g.i.joe you’ve walked right into a soap opera. Nelly used to watch General Hospital with her mother. When her mother sees a white coat she sees God himself.

    [img]http://cdn.media.soapnet.com/sites/default/files/110408_jcook_gh_240x320.jpg[/img]

    He has a notepad! A stethescope too! He must be God!

  2. Oh, G.I. your drawing is so romantic. Better than any milk chocolate.

    https://www.conspirazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/furtado-drawing.jpg

    You can’t leave. Wait for her. She has 1 more album on her contract and then she’ll be free. Listen to Mumford and sons G.I.

    WAIT

    Listen to Rihanna G.I.

    Stay!

    There’s nothing in Croatia for you G.I. Babylon is your home.

    We need you. I need you. Do you think those catholic fascist pigs would let a transgender woman like me speak her mind on their blogs? Don’t be a fascist pig Joe! Stay.

  3. Don’t listen to this tranny Joe. Don’t you want to go to Europa? Neo fascist legions await you. Comrades will salute you. They’ll smash freemasons and Jews for you. We’ll round up the queers at the gay parade and put them in camps. Think about it Joe.

    I’m gonna get put in a FEMA camp as a domestic terrorist. I need you to save me Joe. Obama wants me in an internment camp. Save me.

    Don’t listen to Fabulous’ music. Listen to Triarri

    http://youtu.be/OK-cfsN_VXo

    She’s just trying to brainwash you into staying. Nelly Furtado doesn’t love you. She’s singing to a boy she met in Portugal. Read this:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waiting_for_the_Night_%28song%29

    Fabulous is lying to you. Nelly Furtado is happily married. It’s not sham.

    You need to go back to your ex and have a child of pure croatian blood. Keep the blood pure. Nelly Furtado is infertile anyway. Can’t you see her tying fertility knots in this try video?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Try_%28Nelly_Furtado_song%29

    She’s a greedy cunt. You said so yourself. Aren’t you tired of her games? Let Satan have her. She gave him her soul when she signed that record contract.

  4. I’m so confused. Who is telling the truth? Me, I tell the truth even when I lie.

    I saw Nelly Furtado when she sang in Vancouver. None of her Portuguese friends showed up. They couldn’t afford the tickets. If she gives a free concert for Portuguese I’ll stay. I want to bring Moniz to her concert.

  5. I talked to her when she came to vancouver moniz. I lied about my name so she lied. It was lies. ALL LIES!

    There were people in the audience who knew she was sick and got ver klempt. I didn’t stay because i knew i would get ver klempt too. I didn’t want to cry like a bitch in front of so many people.

    I want tears of joy. Not tears of sadness. WWJD? Would he stay or would he go?

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