Nostradamus Predicted Gangnam Style’s Role in the Apocalypse

If you believe the world is going to end on December 21st, you’re probably too busy stocking up your underground bunker with canned goods to be reading this right now. But for those of you who aren’t yet convinced of Earth’s imminent demise, allow me to present you with some totally compelling evidence to support the theory that the end is nigh’:

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That’s right, you guys. Nostradamus predicted Gangnam Style. Hey, so what if most of his predictions are either so nonsensical or vague that they can be applied to nearly anything (for proof, see basically every cover story of Weekly World News ever)?

Nostradamus foresaw Psy’s famous horse dance as a harbinger of the apocalypse – that’s the story and I’m sticking to it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go furnish my underground bunker.

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Who is Mabus?

Obama Bush Satan Mabus

If you’ve heard the word Mabus then you likely have asked who is Mabus?

The word Mabus is seen in prophecy. Nostradamus prophecy more precisely. Mabus has been interpreted in the past as being Obama or Bush or a combination of the two as a sect. Mabus has also been associated to Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden.

Mabus could be Osa-MABUS-h or ObaMABUS-h. Either way, I think we’re fucked.

Nostradamus Century 62, Quatrain 2 reads the following way.

Mabus then will soon die, there will come

Of People and Beasts a horrible rout

Then suddenly one will see vengeance

Hundred, hand, thirst, famine when the comet will run.

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