Author: Ash

To return home, I have to find the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis. The Wise Man Abraham gave me a phrase I must say to safely collect the Book of the Dead, “Klaatu barada nikto”
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Palmela Handerson

Palmela Handerson

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019

CONCLUSION

Palmela did hump Kid Rock. How do you know I couldn’t of scored with her? But, alas, i am waiting for that Portuguese bird. If i cheat on her with a rival my dreams of marriage would of been CRUSHED.

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Scanning the Necronomicon

Weird fiction author H.P. Lovecraft created a mythology that includes bizarre monsters, troubled communities, insane scholars and a library of books filled with forbidden lore. Of all the books detailing this mythology that Lovecraft mentions in his fiction, one in particular captures the imagination more than any other: the “Necronomicon.” According to Lovecraft, it’s a tome filled with secrets and rituals that can drive a reader to the brink of insanity.

In reality, the “Necronomicon” doesn’t exist, though more than a half dozen books with the title “Necronomicon” are available at bookstores.