Palmela Handerson

Palmela Handerson

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019

CONCLUSION

Palmela did hump Kid Rock. How do you know I couldn’t of scored with her? But, alas, i am waiting for that Portuguese bird. If i cheat on her with a rival my dreams of marriage would of been CRUSHED.

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Children of the Sky

The children in Zanzibar Land were war orphans from around the world.[1] They were saved from various conflicts by mercenary leader Big Boss, who intended to train and put them in the battlefield.[2] The children admired Big Boss, with some seeing him as a father figure,[3] while many of them hated warfare due to their past experiences.[4][5] The children would often play around the various areas of Zanzibar Land,[6] while avoiding the soldiers on patrol.[7] The children appeared to share a mutual familiarity with Holly White, as she was known to them as “the blond lady.”[8] Similarly, they were also well-acquainted with the former STB agent Gustava Heffner, even when the latter was disguised as one of the Zanzibar Land guards.[9][10]

During the Zanzibar Land Disturbance in 1999, Solid Snake encountered many of these children,[2] sometimes gathering valuable intelligence from them.[11][12][13][14][15][7][9][10][16][17][18][19] Big Boss told some of them to report to him if they saw Snake.[8]

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