Adios Apocalypse 2012!

Adios 2012!

Well it looks like the party’s over and the Illuminati are looking for new planets to conquer. You can watch Jesse Ventura stumble around Denver’s New World Airport here.

Jesse doesn’t put 2+2 together and realize the Americans have built a space ship during the cold war. The Russian probably have built one as well like in the John Kusack movie 2012. In the movie, the space ships aren’t space ships but some kind of shitty Apocalypse life boat.

If you want to get off this rock with the Illuminati you gotta pay the price. Show up at the Denver New World Order airport with your suitcases of worthless currency, or show up with Cuban cigars like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Show up with something useful like Plutonium and see if you are on of the chosen 144,000. The ship comes back in 2094 but you will not age like the worthless eaters because of the law of relativity. All your family will be dead but you will live on useless eater. That is if you are one of the chosen few.

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Oliver Stone’s Wall Street 2

Oliver Stone Money Never Sleeps

Wall Street 2, surprisingly, is not just another Hymiewood shit bomb. The star is a young Jew, Shia Lebeouf, that uses chutzpah to save the day. But, this is a cast of Jews trying their best to tell the truth. I know telling the truth is something alien to a lot of Satan’s kids, but Stone is one exceptionally righteous heeb.

Stone gives a newbie explanation how Wall Street works and there is a bubble theme going on, along with a few Wall Street sayings like Josh Brolin’s hogs and sheep line. Brolin’s father was one of the first Jews to tell the truth about 9/11 on the View.

Michael Douglas gives possibly his last performance and tells us a good lesson about fiat money, tulip bulbs and inflation. The best part of Money Never Sleeps was when old Jew banker Eli Wallach makes bird noises while wearing a Masonic pin. Stone can’t come out and explain what really happened in 2008 without causing another panic and kick starting the apocalypse so I’ll try to explain it to you.

The Wall Street panic started because of bank runs and short selling. If you are a newbie you won’t understand what this is so I’ll do my best to give pop culture examples. There is a bank run in Disney’s Mary Poppins that is synonymous with birds and I suggest watching It’s a Wonderful Life this Christmas to understand how to bailout a bank run.

Brolin’s Goldman Sachs character buys out the Bear Stearns stock at a pittance. This is short selling. Selling a stock high and buying it back at a low price like in that movieTrading Places starring Freemason Schwarzer Eddie Murphy and Canuckistani actor Dan Akroyd. That was a movie produced by Aaron Russo, another righteous Jew that tried to warn the animal goyim about the elite’s plan for a microchipped, cashless society under constant surveillance.

This is a constant theme throughout history — from Roman times to Nazi Germany to present day America. Patriotic Jews try to warn their gentile hosts about the machinations of the moneylenders. Jesus Christ parodied Julius Caesar who was also a victim of the the moneylenders. That is if you believe there was a conspiracy against Caesar, or a conspiracy against Christ.

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This Month’s Sign of the Apocalypse

Blood Red Sludge

Posted by Diana Newby on Sunday, October 10, 2010 11:55 pm

After discovering the latest omen of the world’s coming demise, the Clog encourages Berkeley students to put down their books and enjoy their short-lived time on Earth.

Hungary’s major national disaster was by far the most disturbing thing to register on our radar over the last few days. If you’re not in the know, here’s what’s up: a week ago tomorrow, a reservoir filled with poisonous waste — an unfortunate byproduct of alumina refining (which seriously sounds like a mediocre superhero movie plot device) — broke loose upon several villages.

At least seven people are dead and 150 injured in the wake of 180 million gallons of the sludge, which has made its way into the multiple rivers and contaminated thousands of acres of agricultural soil that can never be utilized again. Many of the injuries are due to chemical burns, as the waste is comprised in large part of alkaline and thus incredibly caustic. The current and future environmental damage is staggering to conceive.

Which makes it totally horrifying that the whole thing might happen all over again. The Hungarian environment minister is now calling the collapse of the reservoir’s north wall “inevitable” after a 25-meter crack appeared in the days following the original spill. Efforts to build dams and widen the dyke are underway; in the meantime, at least one town has evacuated and another is prepared to do so. Those villages already flooded are, of course, completely destroyed.

But wait — there’s more.

Environmentalists said high levels of arsenic and mercury, which can cause cancer, had been found in water polluted by the ooze and that, if airborne, this could enter the human respiratory system.

So … to recap: Sludge. More sludge. Dead and chemically burned Hungarians. Polluted rivers. Cancer cloud. And no one’s accepting the blame.

Buhhh.

– Diana Newby

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