Canada is Dying

A Quiet Room, After the Lights

Joe Jukic—JCJ—sits across from Madonna. The city hums outside like a tired engine.

JCJ:
Canada feels like it’s running on fumes, Madonna. Not just the economy—people. You can feel it in the grocery aisles, the hospitals, the silence after payday.

Madonna (measured, curious):
Every empire reaches a moment where it has to choose reinvention or ritual. Why tell me this?

JCJ:
Because you’re half French Canadian. Because you understand what it means to belong to more than one place—and to leave one without abandoning it.

Madonna:
Leaving is an art. Staying is a discipline.

JCJ:
I’m preparing my last chess move. Castle. Back to Croatia. Dalmatia. My uncle in Sinj—he had so much food he couldn’t give it away. That kind of abundance changes how you think about life, about responsibility.

Madonna (soft smile):
You’re saying scarcity isn’t destiny.

JCJ:
Exactly. It’s design. I’ve talked with Nelly Furtado’s cousins. They know what I’m planning. This isn’t escape—it’s repositioning. A castle maneuver. You protect what matters, then you move.

Madonna:
And where does music end and politics begin in your game?

JCJ:
They were never separate. If you ever want to go from pop to politics—really go—I’m in. I’d stand as the first man of Prime Minister Furtado. She governs by referendum—people deciding, not just reacting.
She runs the country with referendumparty.ca.

Madonna (arching an eyebrow):
And you?

JCJ:
I build the scaffolding. A forum where nations talk before they fight. Where food security is strategy, not charity. un-forum.org. No anthems—just tables and maps.

Madonna:
You’re asking me to believe in a politics that sounds… human.

JCJ:
I’m asking you to remember who you are when the stage lights go dark. Reinvention isn’t costume. It’s courage.

Madonna looks out the window, the city blinking like a tired constellation.

Madonna:
Every era needs a chorus that refuses to sing the old lies.
If you’re castling back to Dalmatia, Joe… make sure the board is big enough for everyone.

They shake hands—not a pact, but a possibility.

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Adios Apocalypse 2012!

Adios 2012!

Well it looks like the party’s over and the Illuminati are looking for new planets to conquer. You can watch Jesse Ventura stumble around Denver’s New World Airport here.

Jesse doesn’t put 2+2 together and realize the Americans have built a space ship during the cold war. The Russian probably have built one as well like in the John Kusack movie 2012. In the movie, the space ships aren’t space ships but some kind of shitty Apocalypse life boat.

If you want to get off this rock with the Illuminati you gotta pay the price. Show up at the Denver New World Order airport with your suitcases of worthless currency, or show up with Cuban cigars like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Show up with something useful like Plutonium and see if you are on of the chosen 144,000. The ship comes back in 2094 but you will not age like the worthless eaters because of the law of relativity. All your family will be dead but you will live on useless eater. That is if you are one of the chosen few.

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