Bringing Bruce Willis Back 2 LIFE

Back to Good Health.

Lifeline was part of a team of Joes who were transporting a captured Cobra Firebat by area over Malay when they were attacked by the Oktober Guard, with both teams’ aircraft shot down. The Joes had to make their way through the jungle, with Lifeline’s insistence that he was a medic and thus a non-combatant not making him popular with his fellows. Despite this Lifeline proved to have crucial knowledge that helped the team survive in the jungle. Both the Joes and the Oktober Guard were captured by river pirates. The pirates’ leader, Sarawak Sally, told them teams that a champion from each would fight with the winner going free. Lifeline drew the short straw, despite protestations, and faced Horrorshow. His fellow Joes were amazed to discover that Lifeline held a black belt in Aikido – “a Zen martial art with no offensive moves. The purpose is to redirect violent energy away from oneself…” He defeated Horrorshow but prevented Sally from killing him in cold blood, even though he could have the Firebat’s black boxes with key Cobra secrets, as that would mean blood on his hands. His courage of convictions impressed Sally who freed both the teams.[1]

Later Lifeline was part of the Joe team sent to Cobra Island to intervene in the Cobra Civil War.[2] Lifeline then became a member of Tiger Force. On an early mission they tackled a group of Lower Darklonian Separatist Front terrorists in New York. [3]

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California Rail Conspiracy

crony capitalism…and strange weapons
some kind of robotech pincer command unit….
i saw this weapon in the 80’s
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Madonna, Greed & Panic Attacks

I can feel her Panic as Trump’s Secret Service examines her in Psych.

Empathy cuz of Like a Prayer song makes me feel her Panic. Ivan the Great and Ante the Atlas Stone brick mason’s thoughts say FUCK LAS VEGAS. FUCK TRUMPS CASINO.

CONCLUSION

Not one more Penny to Trump or Madonna. Joe already paid twice. That’s EnUFF. GROW SOME BALLS. WOMAN UP. RUN FOR PRESIDENT

Tell the crowd about Lightbulb cartel. Tell the crowd about Dick Clark’s disposable battery charger. NF rules the WORLD. U have the chance to rule USA.

STOP BEING A PUSSY!!! STOP WITH THE PENIS ENVY. Grow a KURAC. Show your fans the peace flag. JOE CAN’T afford to go. Even if feeling your panic drives him nuts.

LAS VEGAS = FUGAZI/BOGUS ZION New Jerusalem

NYC = BOGUS 2 despite Carly Simon Working GIRL

EAST VAN = True Zion, last peaceful city. We don’t need no stikin’ Keanu Reeves or Justin Timbersnake bogus messiahs. Front row Joe is gonna spend his money on NEw TERminator movie. REv 9 rebar profit see fulfilled

adios

hasta la vista baby

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