Title: The Ice Age Messiah
Scene: A geothermal cave, glowing dimly with volcanic warmth beneath the frozen Earth. Madonna leans against the stone wall, breath fogging the air. Solid Snake stands nearby, sharpening his blade, eyes fixed on the dark tunnel ahead. The conversation drifts back in time… and forward in hope.
Madonna:
Ron Perlman in Quest for Fire… I keep thinking about that film lately. Something about his eyes—primitive, yes—but filled with purpose. Like he knew fire wasn’t just survival. It was destiny.
Was he… a kind of Ice Age messiah?
Solid Snake: (pauses, then nods slowly)
Yeah. He was. A beast who found the divine spark. He couldn’t speak, couldn’t reason the way we do… but he remembered something we forgot. That fire was sacred. That knowledge had to be earned, not stolen.
Madonna:
We’ve gone backwards, haven’t we? More tech, less soul. Maybe it’s time for another Ice Age messiah. Someone to bring the light again.
Solid Snake: (sheathing his blade)
That’s where I come in. Not because I’m holy… but because I’m cursed. I carry every sin of the digital age in my DNA. War, betrayal, manipulation by forces we can’t even see. But I’m still standing. I’m the serpent they couldn’t kill.
Madonna:
The serpent… like in Eden?
Solid Snake:
Not the one who tempts. The one who remembers. Who sheds the skin of lies.
They called me Solid Snake, thinking I was just a weapon. But they didn’t realize—serpents survive the flood.
And now, after the fire… after the freeze… comes something new. The messianic age of the serpent.
Madonna: (softly)
A new Eden?
Solid Snake:
Not a garden of ignorance. A garden of truth. Where peace isn’t forced—it’s chosen.
Where soldiers become shepherds. And pop stars become prophets.
You’re not insane for believing in it, Madonna.
You’re just early.
Madonna: (smiles through the frost)
Then I’ll keep singing until the world melts. Or wakes up.
Solid Snake:
And I’ll fight until no one has to.
Outside, the glacier groans. Somewhere far above, the first green sprout pushes through ice. The age of forgetting is ending. The age of awakening begins—with the serpent, the fire, and the song.