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The 9 Lives Atomic Kitten Apocalypse Canceller Drink

When I was a 22 year old kid in the attic with my only possessions waiting for that big break at expo 86 with Top Gun the only thing I could think about was ditching it all and starting a bar of my own.

Madonna Holy Water

Jozo was gonna be the DJ if only we could sell my mom’s music making keyboard for that Soundwave transformer with the cassette player. If only there was a pawn shop in the neighborhood like there is now. My keyboard was valuable and I wanted that tape player. Jozo kept trying to explain to me that they weren’t real cassettes and just toys. I couldn’t explain to little Joe that I just needed to get pumped up to end the inevitable Cruise sade into the middle east. I knew I should of backed out of Top Gun and been a bartender. I could only fake being a bartender for the movie cuz I couldn’t read. But now that I’m learning to read through color therapy I can make those drinks I couldn’t read on the chart. Joe knows I was tuff and represented CP at the Herbie Hancock break off. I let Joe rumble while I entertain the next generation. I taught generation Z what Les Grossman is. I taught them about Jude Law at the movies Boskowitz. Appreciate BF for life. NWO 4 Life Jozo you shiny happy Jew. Love, don’t hate Jozo.

9 Lives Drink

This drink is for Madonna. It’s called the 9 lives drink and it’s colored like original holy water.

Ingredients
3/4 oz Spiced Rum (Cruzan)
3/4 oz White Rum (Cruzan Aged Light Rum)
1-1/2 oz Pineapple Juice.
1 oz Orange Juice.
2 dashes Angostura Bitters.
1 wedge Pineapple.
Garnish: Pineapple.
Glass: Any Glass.

CONCLUSION

Cancel the Apocalypse

Madonna’s song holy water cancels the apocalypse now that Ke$ha taught us the truth about ur incredible theory on MTV. If you can’t afford those expensive vitamins drink from ye own cisterns. It’s in the Catholic bible I have heard.

Cocktails and Dreams!
BF

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Madonna’s Tears, Obama’s Tears and the Illuminati’s Tears

Madonna Tears

Madonna sheds real tears for the victims of the Friday the 13th Paris attacks. Madonna is very superstitious about the number 13. She believes things and events come in 3’s and in the law of cause and effect. She’s awaiting the third major terrorist attack on her favorite city, New York. She sees Dick Cheney and Barack Obama making prophecies about a bigger attack as the cause.

Obama Man Tears

Obama is shedding his crocodile tears over shooting victims. He’s crying because he is trying to get Alex Jones’ guns and failing. Jews believe their messiah will beat the goyim’s guns into plowshares. Hand out Bill Gates seed bank and tell them to bury their guns Obamessiah. Your Sandy Hook false flag shooting to take their guns is a fail. They have to do it voluntarily, not by force or media coercion.

!50 Years Madonna Illuminati

Madonna is enlightened to the masonic master plan in Rebel Heart’s Illuminati video. The Illuminati direct the Freemasons to fulfill their plan for the Jews and Israel through the psalms of David. Madonna has to find these events in history like the prophecy of Nikita Kruschev’s shoe banging incident in psalm 60, the year 1960. Then use her third eye featured in “Bedtime Story” to send me her findings through lunar channels.

Madonna 150 Rosary

Believers in the Madonna of olden days want us to use a bigger, heavier, 150 rosary. This is what was said about my mother Mary 2,000 years ago:

Luke 11:27 While Jesus was saying these things, one of the women in the crowd raised her voice and said to Him, “Blessed is the womb that bore You and the breasts at which You nursed.” 28But He said, “On the contrary, blessed are those who hear the word of God and observe it.”

Don’t kneel to Mary’s idols. Read the word of God and keep it.

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Madonna Ends Bull Market

Madonna Bull Horns

Madonna grabs the devil or the bull by the horns. It looks like the bull market is ending. Time to sell short and swindle the bleating market sheep. This sort of thing happens every 7 or 8 years.

Bull Vs Bear

Short selling is a dirty word at brokerage houses. It’s time for a doomsday short. Suze Orman doesn’t want us to sell our retirees short.

Madonna Templar Cross

Madonna wears the templar cross. She wants Moshiach to come and build the third temple and lead the Jews into Utopia.

Templar Cross

Anders Breivik is the leader of the Templars. Maybe he is the messiah. The leader of the Knights of Christ.

Madonna Magic Circle

The minotaur devils wearing masks create a magic circle around Madonna.

Eyes Wide Shut Magic Circle

“The Magic Circle of Solomon” is an essential piece of occult lore which may be familiar to most. This is a general term used to describe the protective seal that surrounds a magician as he preforms his most dangerous work… Often it is seen drawn on the floor, surrounding and shielding the magician, while the magical operation occurs within a separate circle.

The name references King Solomon the Wise of the Old Testament, the ancient magician said to command an army of spirits through the use of Kabalistic talismans.

Madonna Bull Mask

The bull wears a mask like in Stanley Kubrick’s movie “Eyes Wide Shut”

Eyes Wide Shut Mask

These devil bulls are Illuminati.

Madonna Triumph

Madonna triumphs over these devil bulls.

Madonna Zarathrustra

She ends with a quote from Nietzsche. Madonna is waiting for the ubermench. The Superman.

CONCLUSION

Look no further Madonna. You have found him. WOOOO! Ric Flair is the messiah. That is who Madonna wrote the track “Messiah” for. Ric Flair.

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