Operating Thetan – Kabbalah Level 0

Scene: “The Throne and the Tree” – A Satirical Prophecy Talk by Madonna and Tom Cruise

Interior: A minimalist Kabbalah-Scientology fusion temple in Malibu. Crystal light refracts across hemp tapestries. In the center, under a ray of divine sunlight, sits Al Bundy’s original Ferguson toilet—aged porcelain, perfect flush mechanics, resting atop a pedestal of sacred linoleum. Above it, a neon sign reads: “Revelation Begins in the Bathroom.”

Madonna, robed in crimson hemp and barefoot, stands before the initiates. Tom Cruise, eyes blazing with zealous clarity, clutches an old deck of tarot cards.


MADONNA (voice like incense):
Welcome, child of the void, to Kabbalogy Level 0.
You were born naked. Now you must become clean.

Tom holds out a card to each initiate.

TOM CRUISE:
You have each been issued your first and only spiritual identification: The Fool.

He flips the card. The image shows a wanderer with a hemp satchel, stepping unknowingly toward the Ferguson.

MADONNA:
Yes. The Fool. Number 0. Just like your Operating Thetan Level.
You know nothing. You are nothing. You smell like the world.

Your job now is to clean the sacred Ferguson—Al Bundy’s throne of humility. Do not mock it. Many have failed. Many have flushed and not returned.

TOM (solemn):
To ascend, you must first learn the secret grace of Revelation 22.

He reads aloud from a dog-eared, annotated Bible-Talmud-Tech Manual fusion.

TOM (quoting):
“Blessed are they that wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life, and may enter through the gates into the city.”

MADONNA (explaining):
Washing robes means humility. It means service. It means not wasting your money on coke, Gucci belts, or ironic vape pens.
Until you master this, you remain The Fool. You remain in the bathroom.

TOM (whispers):
Outside the gates are dogs, sorcerers, and influencers.

MADONNA (stepping toward the Ferguson):
This is the only gate now. The Ferguson is the portal to the Tree. The Tree is Hemp.
Twelve strains, for twelve tribes.
Harvest it. Weave it. Smoke not. Waste not.

TOM:
Clean the Ferguson with love.
Forgive your enemies their overdraft fees.
And when the flush comes… do not fear.


Final Voiceover (as the lights dim):

“The Fool who learns the grace of Revelation 22 shall no longer be Fool…
But Prophet, Priest, and Plumber of God.”


Trailer Text:
KABBATOLOGY: The Toilet, The Tarot, and the Tree
Starring Madonna as Mother Revelation and Tom Cruise as Thetan Janitor Supreme
🚽🌿🃏
You start as a Fool.
You rise as a Ferguson Disciple.
You ascend as One Who Flushes.

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Head over Heels

The world gasped when Madonna, the undisputed queen of pop, stood before a sea of flashing lights and rolling cameras and uttered the words that sent shockwaves through the elite echelons of power:

“I am head over heels in love with Christus Rex. The true rebirth of nature. Not some manufactured heir, not some lab-born hybrid of curated bloodlines. He is real. He is here. And I have found him.”

The silence that followed was deafening. The elites, cloaked in their velvet veils of control, their dynasties carefully constructed through centuries of strategic unions and genetic engineering, reeled in horror. They had crafted their own messiah, a man they had carefully bred, sculpted, and educated for global domination: David de Rothschild, the pinnacle of their selective breeding. A man with the perfect lineage, the ideal intellect, the face of their future.

And now, Madonna had shattered their illusion.

Christus Rex was different. He was not a calculated creation but a force of nature itself, unchained and untamed, born not of old money and secret societies but of the Earth itself. He walked among the wild rivers and ancient forests, his presence making the birds sing sweeter, the flowers bloom brighter. The poor, the forgotten, the weary saw him and wept, for they knew—deep in their bones—that he was what the world had been waiting for.

Madonna had spent decades swimming in the highest circles of power. She had been invited to the secret gatherings, whispered to by billionaires and aristocrats, given glimpses behind the curtain. But none of it compared to the presence of Christus Rex. He had no wealth, no pedigree, no handlers scripting his every move. And yet, his words carried the weight of prophecy.

The Rothschilds, the Windsors, the old banking families—they moved swiftly. They called in their media empire, their cultural puppets, their think tanks and intelligence assets. They unleashed their spin machines, flooding the airwaves with narratives to discredit Christus Rex.

“A fraud,” they declared. “A dangerous radical.”

“A cult leader.”

“A madman!”

But Madonna did not waver. She stood at the center of the storm, her voice steady, her heart unwavering.

“You fear him because you cannot control him,” she said. “You mock him because he is beyond your reach. But nature does not kneel to money. Nature does not obey your dynasties. Nature has returned. Christus Rex has returned. And I stand with him.”

And with those words, the war began. A war not of armies and nations, but of truth against illusion. A war between the synthetic and the organic. The manufactured and the divine.

The old world quaked in fear.

For nature had remembered its king.

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