Madonna Ends Bull Market

Madonna Bull Horns

Madonna grabs the devil or the bull by the horns. It looks like the bull market is ending. Time to sell short and swindle the bleating market sheep. This sort of thing happens every 7 or 8 years.

Bull Vs Bear

Short selling is a dirty word at brokerage houses. It’s time for a doomsday short. Suze Orman doesn’t want us to sell our retirees short.

Madonna Templar Cross

Madonna wears the templar cross. She wants Moshiach to come and build the third temple and lead the Jews into Utopia.

Templar Cross

Anders Breivik is the leader of the Templars. Maybe he is the messiah. The leader of the Knights of Christ.

Madonna Magic Circle

The minotaur devils wearing masks create a magic circle around Madonna.

Eyes Wide Shut Magic Circle

“The Magic Circle of Solomon” is an essential piece of occult lore which may be familiar to most. This is a general term used to describe the protective seal that surrounds a magician as he preforms his most dangerous work… Often it is seen drawn on the floor, surrounding and shielding the magician, while the magical operation occurs within a separate circle.

The name references King Solomon the Wise of the Old Testament, the ancient magician said to command an army of spirits through the use of Kabalistic talismans.

Madonna Bull Mask

The bull wears a mask like in Stanley Kubrick’s movie “Eyes Wide Shut”

Eyes Wide Shut Mask

These devil bulls are Illuminati.

Madonna Triumph

Madonna triumphs over these devil bulls.

Madonna Zarathrustra

She ends with a quote from Nietzsche. Madonna is waiting for the ubermench. The Superman.

CONCLUSION

Look no further Madonna. You have found him. WOOOO! Ric Flair is the messiah. That is who Madonna wrote the track “Messiah” for. Ric Flair.

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Madonna’s Illuminati

Madonna Illuminati

Madonna’s version of the Illuminati is like a Tom Hanks film:


“I think there are some people who don’t mind being referred to as that, but I know who the real Illuminati are, and where that word came from. The root of the word is “illuminate”, and that means “The enlightened ones”, and it came from the Age of Enlightenment, when a lot of arts and creativity flourished, from Shakespeare to Isaac Newton, to Leonardo Da Vinci, Michelangelo: the philosophers, artists, scientists were all engaged in a kind of high level of consciousness through their work, and they were enlightening and inspiring people around the world. And those are the true Illuminati. So the purpose for writing that song was really in a way, ‘So, if you think I’m the Illuminati, then thank you very much, a compliment, because I would like very much to be part of that group, the real Illuminati, and this is what it’s not’”.

Hoo aaah!

So how do we join? The United Nations say the only way is through the Luciferian initiation. Take the initiation into the new age of Aquarius. Join me. We’ll build spaceships and storm the gates of heaven. If God isn’t here surely he must be somewhere up in the firmament. The Age of Pisces is just a bag of bricks. Let it go. Let me simplify Jesus’ teaching for the new age. Keep the commandments and avoid the 7 deadly sins.

Death is not the end.

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Madonna Thinks Messiah Has Arrived

Madonna Messiah

Madonna’s rabbi, Yehuda Berg, teaches that immortality and the Light of Mashiach (Messiah) is inevitable. Berg was in Turkey talking to a conspiracy theorist saying Moshiach is here. Who is Madonna singing to with so many false Messiahs? Russell Brand? Kanye West? Bono? Obama? Who the fuck knows.

Here are the lyrics:

I am the promise, that you cannot keep, reep (sic) what you sow, find what you seek

I am the sorceress, down in the deep, I am the earth, under your feet

I am the moon with no light of my own

You are the sun guarding your throne

I heard the angels whisper to me, look for the signs, he is the one

I’ll light a candle here in the dark, making my way, to your heart

My money is on Brad Pitt being the new Messiah. He was crucified on that plane seat in World War Z and slipped into a coma, but rose again three days later. Pitt’s child is named Shiloh. Shiloh means Messiah. Madonna revealed that she had a naughty dream about Brad Pitt. Isn’t that great news? We’re saved! Brad Pitt and the UN will stop the apocalypse. I can’t wait to take Brad Pitt’s vaccine.

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