Today’s Memes 6

Nellyfan.org: Todayโ€™s Memes โ€“ Part 6

The internet never sleeps, and neither do the Nelly Furtado superfans. Welcome to another edition of โ€œTodayโ€™s Memesโ€, where the wildest, weirdest, and most legendary Nelly-related content makes its way to the spotlight.

1. “Bkenyan 2025: The Lionโ€™s Roar”

A meme of Bkenyan, standing in front of a burning IMF building, captioned:
“They said Africa needed foreign aid. I said Africa needs its money back.”
โ€”Nelly liked this post. Joe commented: โ€œThe Lion of Judah will break every chain.โ€

2. “Solid Snakeโ€™s Political Hot Take”

A screenshot of Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid, looking serious with a cigar in his mouth. The text reads:
“If kids can dig for cobalt, they can vote on their phones.”
โ€”JCJ reposted it, adding: โ€œSnake is spitting facts.โ€

3. “Joe and Nellyโ€™s Reality Show Promo”

A deepfake image of Joe and Nelly, looking like news anchors, with the caption:
“Jelly News: Telling You the Hard Truths Since 2024.”
โ€”A user commented: โ€œIโ€™d watch this over CNN any day.โ€

4. “Bonoโ€™s New Gig”

A photoshopped image of Bono on stage with a microphone, but instead of singing, heโ€™s holding a sign that says:
“Vote Bkenyan or I Drop Another U2 Album.”
โ€”Nelly replied: โ€œBono, youโ€™re scaring the voters.โ€

5. “JCJโ€™s Spiritual Wisdom”

A meme of JCJ, looking like a biblical prophet, with the caption:
“Donโ€™t worry, be happy. The Lion of Judahโ€™s got this.”
โ€”Bkenyan commented: โ€œPreach.โ€

6. “Jelly vs. The Bogdanov Twins”

An AI-generated image of Joe and Nelly staring down the Bogdanov Twins, with the text:
“Jelly trying to uncover the secret of immortalityโ€ฆ but the twins already know.”
โ€”A fan replied: โ€œBlockchain is eternal.โ€

7. “Chaniโ€™s Warning”

A Dune-themed meme featuring Chani, looking at Paul Atreides, with the caption:
“All I have ever known is George Bushโ€™s cruelty to my people.”
โ€”Joe commented: โ€œFrank Herbert warned us.โ€


Final Thoughts

Another day, another set of legendary memes. What will tomorrow bring? Will Bkenyanโ€™s campaign take over the internet? Will Bono actually drop another U2 album? Will Joe and Nelly finally get their reality show greenlit?

Stay tuned, Nellyfans. The revolution is being memed in real time.

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Today’s Memes 2

INT. LIVING ROOM โ€“ NIGHT
Joe and Nelly sit on the couch, the glow of a laptop lighting their faces. Nelly is wrapped in a blanket, sipping tea, while Joe scrolls through his Facebook feed with a mischievous grin.

NELLY
(raising an eyebrow)
Whatโ€™s with the smirk? You found something good, didnโ€™t you?

JOE
(grinning, turning the laptop toward her)
Oh, you have no idea. These are my top-tier memes from my Facebook friends. Brace yourself.

NELLY
(laughing)
Alright, hit me.

JOE
(pointing to the screen)
First up: โ€œWhen you realize youโ€™re the โ€˜beforeโ€™ picture in someone elseโ€™s glow-up story.โ€

Nelly snorts, nearly spilling her tea.

NELLY
Okay, thatโ€™s painfully relatable. What else?

JOE
(scrolling)
This oneโ€™s from my friend whoโ€™s way too into conspiracy theories. Itโ€™s a picture of a cat with glowing eyes, and the caption says: โ€œWhen you realize the lizard people are just cats in disguise.โ€

NELLY
(laughing harder)
Stop! My ribs canโ€™t take this.

JOE
(mock serious)
No stopping now. Hereโ€™s a classic: A guy holding a sign that says, โ€œWhy is it called a โ€˜bank runโ€™ when I canโ€™t even jog to the ATM?โ€

NELLY
(gasping for air between laughs)
That oneโ€™s too real.

JOE
(leaning back, satisfied)
And finally, my personal favorite. A picture of a golden calf statue, and the caption says: โ€œWhen you thought you were worshipping God, but it was actually your 401(k).โ€

Nelly bursts into laughter, nearly spilling her tea again.

NELLY
Joe, your Facebook friends are unhinged.

JOE
(grinning)
Unhinged but brilliant. Sometimes, you just need a good meme to remind you not to take life too seriously.

NELLY
(smiling, leaning back)
Thanks for that. I needed the laugh.

JOE
(closing the laptop)
Anytime. Laughterโ€™s the best medicine, right? Well, second best.

NELLY
(grinning)
Whatโ€™s the first?

JOE
(winking)
The love of a good Facebook friend, obviously.

Nelly shakes her head, laughing as the two settle into the warmth of their shared humor.

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