Today’s Memes 6

Nellyfan.org: Today’s Memes – Part 6

The internet never sleeps, and neither do the Nelly Furtado superfans. Welcome to another edition of “Today’s Memes”, where the wildest, weirdest, and most legendary Nelly-related content makes its way to the spotlight.

1. “Bkenyan 2025: The Lion’s Roar”

A meme of Bkenyan, standing in front of a burning IMF building, captioned:
“They said Africa needed foreign aid. I said Africa needs its money back.”
—Nelly liked this post. Joe commented: “The Lion of Judah will break every chain.”

2. “Solid Snake’s Political Hot Take”

A screenshot of Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid, looking serious with a cigar in his mouth. The text reads:
“If kids can dig for cobalt, they can vote on their phones.”
—JCJ reposted it, adding: “Snake is spitting facts.”

3. “Joe and Nelly’s Reality Show Promo”

A deepfake image of Joe and Nelly, looking like news anchors, with the caption:
“Jelly News: Telling You the Hard Truths Since 2024.”
—A user commented: “I’d watch this over CNN any day.”

4. “Bono’s New Gig”

A photoshopped image of Bono on stage with a microphone, but instead of singing, he’s holding a sign that says:
“Vote Bkenyan or I Drop Another U2 Album.”
—Nelly replied: “Bono, you’re scaring the voters.”

5. “JCJ’s Spiritual Wisdom”

A meme of JCJ, looking like a biblical prophet, with the caption:
“Don’t worry, be happy. The Lion of Judah’s got this.”
—Bkenyan commented: “Preach.”

6. “Jelly vs. The Bogdanov Twins”

An AI-generated image of Joe and Nelly staring down the Bogdanov Twins, with the text:
“Jelly trying to uncover the secret of immortality… but the twins already know.”
—A fan replied: “Blockchain is eternal.”

7. “Chani’s Warning”

A Dune-themed meme featuring Chani, looking at Paul Atreides, with the caption:
“All I have ever known is George Bush’s cruelty to my people.”
—Joe commented: “Frank Herbert warned us.”


Final Thoughts

Another day, another set of legendary memes. What will tomorrow bring? Will Bkenyan’s campaign take over the internet? Will Bono actually drop another U2 album? Will Joe and Nelly finally get their reality show greenlit?

Stay tuned, Nellyfans. The revolution is being memed in real time.

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Today’s Memes 2

INT. LIVING ROOM – NIGHT
Joe and Nelly sit on the couch, the glow of a laptop lighting their faces. Nelly is wrapped in a blanket, sipping tea, while Joe scrolls through his Facebook feed with a mischievous grin.

NELLY
(raising an eyebrow)
What’s with the smirk? You found something good, didn’t you?

JOE
(grinning, turning the laptop toward her)
Oh, you have no idea. These are my top-tier memes from my Facebook friends. Brace yourself.

NELLY
(laughing)
Alright, hit me.

JOE
(pointing to the screen)
First up: “When you realize you’re the ‘before’ picture in someone else’s glow-up story.”

Nelly snorts, nearly spilling her tea.

NELLY
Okay, that’s painfully relatable. What else?

JOE
(scrolling)
This one’s from my friend who’s way too into conspiracy theories. It’s a picture of a cat with glowing eyes, and the caption says: “When you realize the lizard people are just cats in disguise.”

NELLY
(laughing harder)
Stop! My ribs can’t take this.

JOE
(mock serious)
No stopping now. Here’s a classic: A guy holding a sign that says, “Why is it called a ‘bank run’ when I can’t even jog to the ATM?”

NELLY
(gasping for air between laughs)
That one’s too real.

JOE
(leaning back, satisfied)
And finally, my personal favorite. A picture of a golden calf statue, and the caption says: “When you thought you were worshipping God, but it was actually your 401(k).”

Nelly bursts into laughter, nearly spilling her tea again.

NELLY
Joe, your Facebook friends are unhinged.

JOE
(grinning)
Unhinged but brilliant. Sometimes, you just need a good meme to remind you not to take life too seriously.

NELLY
(smiling, leaning back)
Thanks for that. I needed the laugh.

JOE
(closing the laptop)
Anytime. Laughter’s the best medicine, right? Well, second best.

NELLY
(grinning)
What’s the first?

JOE
(winking)
The love of a good Facebook friend, obviously.

Nelly shakes her head, laughing as the two settle into the warmth of their shared humor.

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