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Madonna – Animal

Rabbi Joseph:
Madonna, do you see what they are doing? These doctors, these men in white coats, they think they are the zookeepers of humanity. They track us like lions on the Serengeti, fitting us with invisible radio collars. Our phones, our watches, our very blood tests—they all sing our location back to the shepherds of data.

Madonna:
Joseph, I know what you’re saying, but I am not insane. Do not mistake my passion for delusion. They may want to treat us like animals, but we are more than data points. I believe in something greater—there is a Messiah.

Rabbi Joseph:
(leans forward, voice low)
And soon, they will say it is for our own safety. Just as they chip cocker spaniels at the pet store, they will chip us. A simple prick of the needle—then the mark lives under the skin. They will call it medicine, call it protection, call it convenience. But it will be a leash.

Madonna:
(presses her hand to her chest)
But that’s exactly why the Messiah must come, Joseph. To break the leash. To remind us we are not beasts but children of God. My critics laugh, they say I’m unhinged, but I tell you I’m not. My faith is sanity in a world that has gone mad with control.

Rabbi Joseph:
(sighs deeply)
Then pray, Madonna. Pray that the Messiah arrives before they tag us all like cattle. For without divine intervention, the shepherds of data will become our masters.

Madonna:
(her eyes flash with determination)
He will come. He must. And when He does, every collar will break, every leash will snap, and the lions of the Serengeti will roar free again.

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Ray of Light – Newton AI

[Scene: A dusty futuristic library in the ruins of an ancient city—Johnny Goodboy Tyler, survivor of Battlefield Earth, is teaching Madonna Ciccone, time traveler and pop priestess, how to play Sid Meier’s Civilization II on a battered old laptop powered by a solar rig.]

Johnny Goodboy Tyler:
See this here, Madonna? That’s Newton’s College. You can build it once you get the Theory of Gravity in Civ II. It’s a Wonder, one of the best.

Madonna Ciccone (raising an eyebrow):
Does it give me an army of apple-throwing physicists?

Johnny (grinning):
Not quite. Once built, Newton’s College doubles science output in the city where it’s constructed. Doesn’t matter what the trade routes or tax settings are. It’s raw power—your research will skyrocket.

Madonna:
So it’s like a brain amplifier?

Johnny:
Exactly. Build it in your most developed science city—stack libraries, universities, research labs, and Newton’s College turns that place into the nerve center of your civilization. You’ll leap ahead in tech while everyone else is stuck building musketeers.

Madonna (smiling):
Kind of like what I did in the ’90s—only with Kabbalah and club beats.

Johnny (pausing, then serious):
You know, Madonna, if you ever came to Croatia—
I wouldn’t put you on those psychiatric drugs the Americans push.

Madonna (intrigued):
No?

Johnny:
No way. I’d give you orthomolecular medicine. Vitamins, minerals, amino acids—the way Dr. Abram Hoffer healed schizophrenics with niacin. The way Linus Pauling said megadoses of vitamin C could change the world. You don’t treat soul wounds with chemical straightjackets.

Madonna:
So… no SSRIs? No lithium?

Johnny:
Only if you want to dull the spark. You still got light in you. I’d rather see your biochemistry balanced—naturally. If Newton had access to orthomolecular therapy, maybe he wouldn’t have gone so nuts toward the end.

Madonna (whispering):
Or maybe he would’ve started a new renaissance.

Johnny (nodding):
Maybe that’s what we’re doing right now.

[They return to the glowing screen. Newton’s College is completed. A trumpet fanfare plays. The march of knowledge continues.]

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Operating Thetan – Kabbalah Level 8

Operating Thetan – Kabbalah Level 8: Strength Tarot

In the sacred temple of Café Serra, the brothers Joe and Bruno Jukic sit beneath a neon-lit tapestry of the Strength card—a woman calmly taming a lion. Her infinity halo glows above her, radiating the subtle power of spirit over the beast, discipline over instinct. This is Level 8 of the Thetan-Kabbalah fusion: Strength.

After 3 years of COVID lockdowns, digital dependency, and soul fatigue, Joe asks,

“How do we get our strength back, Bruno? Our real strength. Spirit. Body. Will.”

Bruno doesn’t hesitate.

“We start simple, brother. Like prisoners who forgot they were lions.”

He stands up in the Café, barefoot and calm, and begins the ritual.

🧘‍♂️ THE STRENGTH RESET RITUAL – BRUNO’S PLAN

1. STRETCH.

“The lion wakes up and stretches before it hunts,” Bruno says.
Open the hips. Twist the spine. Roll the wrists. Ten minutes a day.
“It’s not warm-up. It’s resurrection.”

2. PLANKING.

“This is your foundation. Hold the Earth. Breathe through the fire.”
Start with 20 seconds. Build to 2 minutes. No equipment. No excuse.

3. KNEE PUSHUPS.

“Don’t be ashamed to kneel,” Bruno smirks.
It’s not weakness. It’s form. Control. Breath. Progress to full pushups in 30 days.

4. CHIN-UP BAR INITIATION.
Step to the bar. Grip it. Hang. Feel gravity remind you of your body’s weight.

“It’s the tree of strength,” Bruno says. “Let it stretch your spine and test your spirit.”

5. PARTNER-UP.
Let your brother—or your sister—hold your legs while you chin-up.

“The strength card teaches compassion,” Joe adds. “No one gets strong alone.”

6. GO TO brunosfitness.com

“It’s not a gym,” Bruno says. “It’s a temple for lions coming back to life.”

Joe laughs, feeling the burn from his first 30-second plank.

“I thought I was strong,” he says. “But COVID made me domesticated.”

Bruno nods.

“They made you a house cat. But your soul remembers the jungle.”

And as they light palo santo and do slow squats to Bowie’s Heroes, the Strength card glows brighter. It’s not about rage. It’s about gentle domination of your shadow. Taming your own inner beast with daily, sacred practice.

Strength is earned.
One rep. One breath. One prayer at a time.

🦁 Level 9: The Hermit awaits… but first, plank.

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