Memes 9

Solid Snake, ever the lone warrior against the hidden dangers of the world, makes a cryptic post on Nelly Furtado’s blog:

**”Nelly, the battlefield has changed, but the war remains the same. You’re being poisoned. Glyphosate—it’s everywhere. In your food, in the water, in the very air you breathe. The suits say it’s safe. But they said the same thing about Agent Orange. About asbestos. About leaded gasoline. Lies, all of it.

You ever hear the story of Moses and the crucified snake? The people were sick, dying from venomous bites. So God told Moses to lift a bronze serpent on a pole. Whoever saw it would live. The truth saved them.

History repeats itself. Look around. The venom is in the crops. In the bread you eat. In the wine you drink. But they don’t want you to see the snake.

Wake up, Nelly. The battlefield isn’t just warzones anymore—it’s your dinner plate. Fight back.”**

The post sits there, stark and ominous, waiting for Nelly—or whoever’s paying attention—to see the snake before it’s too late.

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Madonna & The Secret of Madame X

Trump is expecting Madonna to debate him. He welcomes competition.

Madame X was Madame fiX on UN Forum. She is JFK Jr’s dying dream of a female President.

I got typecast as Solid Snake in the minds of the people. Leader of the soldiers without borders.

[Verse 2: Madonna 4 Minutes to Save the World]
Sometimes I think what I need is a “you” intervention, yeah

Madonna made it sound like a UN intervention.

CONCLUSION

Tom Cruise taught me the value of the Army Surplus store. You fans ask Tom about the feeding of his army of neighborhood children. The Psychlos were so stingy with their Kraft Dinner, agent orange, radioactive, mac and cheese. Ask him about the poor times. They Psychlos wouldn’t dish out 19 cents until TC went nuclear about their stinginess.

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