Wall Street: Spike the Bull

Why do people rub the bull on Wall Street?

Many onlookers—from tourists to brokers to traders—believe that the 16-foot-long sculpture brings luck, prosperity, and a good financial day, but on one condition: you have to rub the bull in the rear on his testicles, famously known as the “Bulls Balls.”

CONCLUSION

Expect a bigger, badder, short sell, by a syndicate of stars.

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